rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via namila)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via sweet-like-ccinnamon)

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via peacefullyhappy)

(Source: fckjauregui, via kordei)

Timestamp: 1405195792

(Source: fckjauregui, via kordei)

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(via pizza)

vowofsherlock:

image

my faith in the world is just a little bit restored

(via rnarinandthediamonds)

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

(Source: flux-rad, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1404858919

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

(Source: flux-rad, via pizza)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via rnarinandthediamonds)

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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(via kanyewesticle)

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fifth harmony struggling / normani kordei

(Source: kordeity, via harmoniousfive)

Timestamp: 1404663562

fifth harmony struggling / normani kordei

(Source: kordeity, via harmoniousfive)

avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

(via pizza)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via picxsso)